1) Only the most insane among us would wish for anything but a speedy/complete recovery for Rangers forward Sean Avery. Apparently there are still conflicting reports that Avery suffered a ruptured spleen and or went into cardiac arrest early this morning in Manhattan. We have received no further word from Dr.'s on his condition, although TSN states he 'will make a complete recovery' we have not heard any other official word confirming either the diagnosis or his prognosis.
2) We at FAUXRUMORS, who have been clear of what we feel of Avery as a hockey player, believe that is unimportant at a time like this. We only wish for Sean the best as he fights to get back on the ice.